You're Never Too Old To Steal Someone Else's Girl

Scene:  Shaving Steve while sitting on his bed.  Sunshine streaming through the windows.  Steve is pensive but interjecting an occasional thought.

Steve:  Will you marry me?
Me:  Uh, what?
Steve:  I've always wanted [a] girl like you.
Me:  I may have to talk to Jim about this.
Steve:  Oh.
Me:  Jim might be upset if I ditch him.
Steve:  Okay.  Don't [want to] upset him. (laughs)
Me:  Yeah, this might.

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.  The man is hilarious.

So, I'm thinkin' about it... here's my possible ring choice.  What do you think?