Cookie Monster In Retirement

Scene:  After lunch.  Grandpa has finished eating.  I gave him 2 Milano

for dessert.  I leave the room to clean up.

 

Me:  Grandpa, do you want another cookie?

Grandpa:  No, I'm good.

Me: (taking the bag) Uh, there are no more cookies in here.

Grandpa:  Really?

Me:  Did you eat the other two cookies?

Grandpa:  I don't think so.

Me:  Hmmmm.

 

 

As you an CLEARLY see he has
the bag in hand. Finger prints
available upon request.

Why unfold the top when you can
rip it to get to the cookies faster?