Long, long ago (yesterday) there were two clashing factions (Me vs. G'pa). Faction Minecraft Cupcake(MC) wanted nothing more than to turn out 24 cupcakes for a young boy for his birthday celebration. Faction I-like-green-fondant(ILGF) wanted nothing more than to thwart Faction Minecraft Cupcake.
Faction MC needed extra space to work on the aforementioned cupcakes so she spread out on one end of the dining room table, far, far away from Faction ILGF. Thinking said cupcakes were perfectly safe from roving bands of Faction ILGF, Faction MC set to work rolling out green fondant. Faction ILGF asked what Faction MC was doing and cautiously Faction MC replied. (Faction MC is wary of Faction ILGF at all times around food.) Twice Faction ILGF started to pull the table cloth towards his end and twice Faction MC stopped the potential land grab. Faction MC finally decided a large paper clip was necessary to keep her side from going over a cliff.
Faction MC decided to lob Faction ILGF a chocolate bar to distract them from possible incursion into Faction MC territory. But, alas, Faction MC needed ammunition. Quickly (10 seconds people) Faction MC hurried to get said ammo. Arriving back to lock and load distraction candy bar Faction MC found Faction ILGF with a mouthful of green fondant.
NOOOOOOooooooo!!!
This act of war required Faction ILGF to stand up, reached clear across the table, grab fondant and sit down within 10 seconds. Who knew at almost 89 Faction ILGF had it in him. And, to add insult to the attack, Faction ILGF spit out green fondant and said, "This tastes terrible!". Seriously?
All was not lost. Faction MC hurled a salvo distraction and it worked. Damage was complete with regards to the green fondant but Faction MC had a backup batch. The day was not lost.
