Scene: G'pa sitting on couch. Jim and I on either side getting ready to help him stand up.
Sherri: You ready to head to bed?
G'pa: Wait.
Sherri: Take all the time in the world.
G'pa (smiling and raising his hands): I'm [the] king of the world!
Jim and I laughing: Yes. Yes, you are.
Just Need the Walker at the Titanic Railing!
Scene: Waiting in the car for Tylor to get out of school.
G'pa: Why are we here?
Sherri: We're waiting for Tylor to get out of school.
G'pa: Why is he here?
Sherri: He needs an education so he can go to college.
G'pa: He should play soccer.
Sherri: But he needs to go to college so when he can't play soccer anymore he has a job.
G'pa: Jobs suck.
So True!
Scene: Sitting on the couch with me. Steve is watching baseball and I am balancing checkbook.
Sherri: Ugh. That's done.
G'pa: What?
Sherri: I balanced our checkbook. Never looks as good as I hope.
G'pa: Why?
Sherri: Kids are expensive.
G'pa: I bought cars for [muttered word] mine.
Sherri: Well, that's not in the budget.
G'pa: [I] got this.
NICE!
Scene: Steve getting haircut from pretty Asian woman.
Sherri: So, Grandpa, how's the haircut look?
G'pa: Good.
Sherri: Can you say thank you to the stylist?
G'pa (smiling): Can I stay?
Sherri: What? Why do you want to stay?
G'pa (smiling bigger): She's nice. [I] look good, too.
Uh-huh. We're still leaving Old Man.
