Don't Quit Your Day Job!

 I was shaving Steve this morning and he started to laugh at me. 

  It's true.

 

 I asked him what was so funny.

 

"You shouldn't quit your day job."

Funny guy.

Why, yes, I can read just fine.

 

Dear Sweet Rebekah sent Steve another card.  I had to edit part of it because

it was too long but here is most of it.

 

You are really making his day Rebekah!

Older people can't learn ... um, about that.

Someone said recently (and this is an exact quote), "Older people can't learn.".  She is a narrow-minded so-and-so.  I would like every person over the age of, oh, say, 65 to give her a call with what you learned today ... this week ... heck, let's go with this month!

Here is what Steve is learning.

First step to learning how to use a new unweighted
big grip fork?  Give the guy learning his favorite
dessert.  CHEESECAKE!

Second step.  Don't get your hands in the way
while he scarfs down said cheesecake!

And then give him a palate cleansing bowl of
applesauce.
Looks like learning to me.

Never Too Old To Have Fun

The Tech Museum has a new exhibit.  It is blocks that are placed on an 'electronic' board that lights up and connects them to speakers and play a variety of music types and beats.  The docent was fun, helping Steve move and connect the blocks. 

Being Alive is a Good Thing!

Hilarious

I wish I had a 360' camera. 

You would see Tylor dancing with his

hat the same as Steve's above.

Tylor asked Grandpa how he liked his look.

This was Grandpa's response.

Hilarious.  Seriously.

You're Never Too Old To Steal Someone Else's Girl

Scene:  Shaving Steve while sitting on his bed.  Sunshine streaming through the windows.  Steve is pensive but interjecting an occasional thought.

Steve:  Will you marry me?
Me:  Uh, what?
Steve:  I've always wanted [a] girl like you.
Me:  I may have to talk to Jim about this.
Steve:  Oh.
Me:  Jim might be upset if I ditch him.
Steve:  Okay.  Don't [want to] upset him. (laughs)
Me:  Yeah, this might.

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.  The man is hilarious.

So, I'm thinkin' about it... here's my possible ring choice.  What do you think?

What's A Selfie?

 Steve and I were sitting watching pre-season baseball yesterday.  I was reading text pictures on my phone.  Here was the conversation:

Steve:  What's that?
Me:  My phone?
Steve:  No, what are you doing?
Me:  Looking at selfies someone sent me.
Steve:   What's a selfies?
Me:  It's a picture you take of yourself with your phone.
Steve:  Show me.

Here are the results.  He was laughing at how it worked and seeing himself on the screen. 

 Living is fun.